About Dan Orley

I’m Dan and I happen to be fucking awesome.  I’ve been described as a “six foot, blond-haired, blue eyed son of a bitch.” That’s the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.

My specialty is making people feel bad about themselves.  It’s what I do.  If you have something I want, I’m going to take it from you and THEN make you feel bad about yourself.  If you do something stupid, say something stupid, wear something stupid or think something stupid, I’m going to call you on it immediately and then mock you until you cry.

 

I write from the viewpoint of a jaded individual who’s relatively narcissistic for no particular reason.  If you hate arrogance, either leave or try to convince me that you’re better than me.  Really either way, I win.  

 

I enjoy my life as a search engine marketer for a successful interactive marketing agency based out of Colorado Springs and currently work in Denver. How did I get that job? Well, it 

turns out that they had a thing for hiring awesome, so I was a shoe-in.  I know, I know: gorgeous, intelligent AND funny? What more could you ask for?  You’re welcome.  

If you’d like to email me, you can do so at dan@blogofman.com

 Here are some things people have said about Dan’s blogs:

- “Damn Dan. You fucking rock.”

- “I love you”

- “Wow you are deeply disturbed”

- “You’ll have one ridiculously drunk fan to start the applause while everyone else sits shocked at the fact that you just cracked a joke about combining autism, drunk driving, and road head”

- “It’s panic, and it’s lovely.”