This is what a conversation between God and I would sound like:
Dan: God? Hey, dude, what’s up?
God: Oh…heeeey…you.
Dan: Aw…c’mon Man. You remember me, right? It’s Dan!
God: Hmmmm…can you help me out a little?
Dan: Fuck, dude. Seriously? You seriously don’t remember me at all? DAN. DAN ORLEY.
God: Well, you know Dan Orley, there are a lot [...]
For those of you who know me, you’ll know that I’m not a hopeful person. For those of you that don’t know me, let me tell you that I am not a hopeful person. I don’t have huge aspirations or goals, I don’t aspire to be great or, really, even good. I just like to [...]
Sweet mother of Jesus. Do you care about the environment? Spend one day in downtown Denver and that’ll change. It’ll change because you’ll get hit up by at least 3 different members of the organization Green Peace between your office and lunch. I do every fucking single day.
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