Prank Call
I was helping my friend Rory pick up a desk for his new apartment this evening. After the delicious chicken flautas his wife made for us, I decided to go to the bank to deposit my paycheck through the ATM. I was singing Sinatra at damn near the top of my lungs and [...]
I used to sleep well. It was not so much sleeping well as it was passing the fuck out from my previous days. However, by passing the fuck out, I slept solidly all through the night. That was pretty fantastic. When I was younger, I would stay up [...]
I haven’t posted a blog in a week or so. That’s when I pull out one of these bad boys. Here we go:
1. I look phenomenal in blue. I know, you’re jealous. Everyone wishes they could look as good in blue as I do.
2. Today’s my dog’s birthday. I completely forgot. He didn’t care.
3. Yesterday [...]
