I received this message on Myspace:
just checkn out sum profiles and your smile caught my eye!
These are photos of the sender who’s display name happens to be KrAzY wHiTe GuRl:
I’ve decided to address the issue in the most mature manner I can muster. An open letter.
Dear KrAzY wHiTe GuRl aka Manda aka [...]
As some of you may know, I’m pretty new to the singles scene and since I have been in the same relationship since I was 19 years old, I’m having a tough time fitting back in. The thing is that I have no game. None. Zero. I am game-free. Here’s the thing though: should I [...]
Well, I just turned 28. I know what you’re all thinking. You’re all thinking “Oh thank God, he’s one year closer to death!” Well, you’re right, but that’s not the point of this blog at all. The point of this is to tell you all about the evening I had and the unquestionable shithole that [...]
I started writing a blog about how people typically don’t think I’m a dick even though I warn them that I am. It didn’t come out right. So, this is a simple warning / statement. I’m a dick. It’s a fact. It’ll take you awhile to figure it out, but you will and then you’ll [...]
Sweet mother of Jesus. Do you care about the environment? Spend one day in downtown Denver and that’ll change. It’ll change because you’ll get hit up by at least 3 different members of the organization Green Peace between your office and lunch. I do every fucking single day.
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Prank Call
I was helping my friend Rory pick up a desk for his new apartment this evening. After the delicious chicken flautas his wife made for us, I decided to go to the bank to deposit my paycheck through the ATM. I was singing Sinatra at damn near the top of my lungs and [...]
