I received this message on Myspace:
just checkn out sum profiles and your smile caught my eye!
These are photos of the sender who’s display name happens to be KrAzY wHiTe GuRl:
I’ve decided to address the issue in the most mature manner I can muster. An open letter.
Dear KrAzY wHiTe GuRl aka Manda aka [...]
I bought a box of Count Chocula cereal. Insanity followed. This is the letter I wrote to General Mills about it and the responses. You’re welcome.
To whom it may concern:
I recently purchased a box of Count Chocula. Let me tell you how I typically eat my marshmallow-y cereal: I eat all the cereal, leaving only marshmallow, I [...]
Dear Olive Garden:
Your commercials make me want to cut myself. I have actually not eaten at your restaurants recently simply because I want to have absolutely no part in funding those enraging 30 second mind rapes. Not only is your food the equivalent to Italian as McDonald’s is the equivalent to a steak, but [...]
