This is what a conversation between God and I would sound like:
Dan: God? Hey, dude, what’s up?
God: Oh…heeeey…you.
Dan: Aw…c’mon Man. You remember me, right? It’s Dan!
God: Hmmmm…can you help me out a little?
Dan: Fuck, dude. Seriously? You seriously don’t remember me at all? DAN. DAN ORLEY.
God: Well, you know Dan Orley, there are a lot [...]
For those of you who know me, you’ll know that I’m not a hopeful person. For those of you that don’t know me, let me tell you that I am not a hopeful person. I don’t have huge aspirations or goals, I don’t aspire to be great or, really, even good. I just like to [...]
I haven’t posted a blog in a week or so. That’s when I pull out one of these bad boys. Here we go:
1. I look phenomenal in blue. I know, you’re jealous. Everyone wishes they could look as good in blue as I do.
2. Today’s my dog’s birthday. I completely forgot. He didn’t care.
3. Yesterday [...]
When I can’t think of a clever blog to post, I post one of these. They’re typically things I have been considering lately.
I was expecting more out of the Browns and Seahawks this season.
Lou Holtz has seriously lost his fucking mind. The’Dr. Lou’ skit? Seriously?
I’m at Comedy Works again on Tuesday. It’s a 3 minute [...]
